I’ll let you work that out, read this its all true and see what you think.
From Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (ITV):
Chris Tarrant: Which of these is the title of a Shakespeare play?
a. As You Like It
b. As You Love It
c. As You Wish It
d. As You Want It
Contestant: Er… I don’t know, Chris. Can I phone a friend?
From BBC’s The Weakest Link:
Anne Robinson : Which Cluedo character has a military rank?
Contestant : Colonel Sanders
Anne Robinson : Which product had an advertising ban imposed on it in 1999?
Contestant : Marmalade.
Anne Robinson : What’s the nationality of the philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre?
Contestant : Italian
Anne Robinson: Space exploration. What does the acronym NASA stand for?
Contestant: National Socialist Space Satellite.
Robinson: In what century was the composer J.S. Bach born?
Contestant: The twentieth century.
From Beacon Radio (Wolverhampton):
DJ Mark: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?