Monday £45m lotto winner bans num from his life. and Julie Burchill
tuesday beat the cheat
wednesday brazil 1 britain 0 for women sake Jane moore
thursday our saddest day rod liddle
friday so young Frankie Boyle and beat the cheat.
saturday your barred clarkson Lorraine Kelly
sunday Tody Young katie price and the sunday
and for kind of me I give you dear Deidre